Recently Crucial expanded the MX500 series with a 4 TB capacity drive, which of course, we had to check. And since then, we’ve seen a lot of significant changes in SSD technology allowing for higher capacities and improved overall performance. I’ve since bought another package of molding powder-the fact that Empire Labs sells the powder separately tells me I’m not the first to muck it all up-and I’ll try again someday, when the shame stings less.The original Crucial MX500 SSD series was released about three years ago. The biggest takeaway I can give you is that the Clone-A-Willy kit requires a partner, there to facilitate the process and provide support, both physically and emotionally. I finished the letter with, “I tried, I failed, but I will not give up. In lieu of a Valentine’s Day gift, I wrote my girlfriend a letter explaining what I’d gone through. At least he managed to make a mold of the top half of his penis, allowing him to create a stubby replica of his half-boner, a neon purple “dome” that now sits on his girlfriend’s coffee table. “This kit is kind of like making pancakes except the batter is going to go bad in 90 seconds and you have to keep a boner the whole time,” James quipped. (If he’d been less impatient, he would’ve seen that the Clone-A-Willy kit offers a solution for men with curved penises.) He, too, struggled with the molding mixture, and his curved penis kept touching the sides of the tube. I texted James to see if he’d had success. I’d failed and felt like a fucking idiot. The quick-setting mixture lived up to its name and firmed up before I could get back in the game. I spilled trying to pour the molding mixture into the tube and completely lost my hard-on.
Yet, it was all overwhelming, and as I stood in my bathroom, nude, holding a mixing bowl and a cut-to-length penis tube, my spirit slowly deflated.
Turns out, I was mentally and physically unprepared to clone my willy.Īble to get all the nitty gritty of the temperatures and volumes of mixtures right, I hastily cued up some porn for inspiration. As the impetuous man I am, directives such as, “Timing is very important!” stress me out, and I realized how unprepared I was for the Clone A Willy's litany of commands. The tone of the directions-lighthearted and humorous-outline a process that required careful, diligent planning. You then must hasten to shove your erect penis into the mixture "immediately," carefully avoiding touching the sides of tube.
(What happens if it's 89 or 91 degrees? WHO KNOWS?!) You must mix the powder and 90-degree water for exactly 45 seconds, then pour the mixture into the tube as quickly as possible. The four simple steps had transformed into more than a dozen, and the incredible specificity of each step had me in an immediate state of panic.įor example, the molding powder must be mixed with water that is exactly 90 degrees Fahrenheit. My fantastic confidence in this endeavor and product waned considerably when I unfurled the poster-size directions. The plastic tube the kit comes in isn’t just packaging after cutting it down to size, you use it as the container for the molding mixture that you dip your erection into. Mix those gels together and that's what you'll pour to create the finished mold. The kit comes in a long, slender, plastic tube, and inside are: a cheap vibrator, a bag of molding powder, a small thermometer, a balsa wood stick, and two jars of silicone gel. (Fancy a glow-in-the dark replica? That's available, too.) After finding the Clone-A-Willy kit, I immediately bought one and texted James to do the same. For $49.95, you receive a complete “penis casting” setup that purports to yield a highly detailed mold of your penis, as well as a vibrating silicone replica of your penis.īut wait! There's more! Your penis can be cast in one of these vibrant hues: light, deep, hot pink, jet black, and neon purple. After a cursory query, the top search result was clear: Clone-A-Willy, a DIY dildo kit sold by Empire Labs. Right around this point was when we started to realize we'd overlooked a crucial part of this plan: “ How does one make a dildo of one's penis?” Enter the Clone-A-Willy Kit At least I wouldn't be venturing into uncharted territory alone. I asked my friends: “Would a dildo of ‘myself’ make a good gift?” The response was a resounding “yes.” After my inquiry, my best friend, James, liked the idea so much that decided he, too, would craft a dildo for his girlfriend.
0 kommentar(er)
